It’s a cold November evening and 2 men are out on the town.
They enter a bar and approach the keeper.
One man says to the other man, “Hey Donkey, I think it’s your turn” and walks off to use the toilet.
Donkey looks at the bar keeper and says, “T-T-T-T-T-Two B-B-B-B-Beers Ppppppppp-Ppppplease.”
Given his speech impediment, the keeper feels sorry for the man and asks, “Do you mind him calling you Donkey?”
Donkey looks sadly at the keeper and says, “He-aw-He-aw-He always calls me that.”